I remember seeing Rodney Dangerfield on the Tonight Show many years ago when he talked about how his father had worked for a bank for 30 years but was fired for stealing pens.
A much younger me didn’t get the joke until my dad explained that it was funny because if you were going to steal from a bank you should probably choose money instead of pens.
I think we can give a Walmart manager (a former manager now) some credit for allegedly stealing a bag full of cash instead of a handful of blue vests and a shopping cart.
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The theft took place at the West Jefferson Street Walmart in Joliet in November, but the suspect turned himself in to police on Monday of this week
On Monday, 47-year-old Melissa Vanderwall, of Romeoville, was arrested and processed, then taken to the Will County Adult Detention Facility for burglary and robbery after turning herself in to authorities under a warrant.
So, how exactly did this all play out?
According to Joliet Police Sgt. Dwayne English (hat tip to Patch.com), the police were called and notified of a past robbery at the Joliet Walmart location last November. They then discovered that Vanderwall, working as a night manager, was the person suspected of theft.
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A garbage bag full of dollars.
You’re probably wondering how someone can grab $135,000 and just walk out of the store
According to the story on Patch.com,
While Vanderwall was working as a night manager, she had emptied a large amount of cash from cash recyclers used to replenish the store’s cash registers.
Vanderwall emptied the money into a shopping bag, abruptly ended her shift at the store, and left. The incident was captured on surveillance video. Police believe Vanderwall stole $135,988.00.
Although an arrest warrant was issued on November 29 last year, there was no sign of Vanderwall until this past Monday morning when she turned herself in — leaving us all wondering where she went for the past three months as police searched for her.
And while we’re on the topic of shoplifting, this video of a shoplifter being caught by a store associate who wasn’t in the mood for shoplifting is worth watching:
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